Okay, if I don't start this thing right now, I'll never start it. I apologize to anyone following me... I hope you don't get multiple alerts or something. That would be annoying.

So... here's my first bit of honesty.

I think my roommate's boyfriend is cheating on her with my other roommate. I don't have any basis in fact about this other than the fact that whenever Lane's not around, Devin is sniffing around Jackie's room.

Devin's nice enough. He's always courteous and he's one of the rare boys that actually holds the door open for a girl if she has something heavy in her arms. He did that for me a lot of the times when I carry back my 24 can pack of Sierra Mist. So many of the guys don't do that anymore. So I guess, in that way he's a good guy.

But I think he's doing things he shouldn't be doing with Jackie.

I need to see if Jackie is showing any signs of attachment to Devin, other than thanking him whenever he holds the door open for her, even if she's not holding anything heavy, like a 24 can pack of Sierra Mist. Or holding anything at all.

It could be that I'm paranoid... I don't know. I'm going to investigate.

But before I do, I'm going to make a list. Since my mom always tells me "Annie, you're a great observer. You learn facts from watching others' mistakes," (which is true, I do).

ANNE'S WAYS OF TELLING IF YOUR MAN IS A CHEATING DOG.

1. Is your boyfriend knocking on your blonde roommate's door while you're not around?
2. Does your boyfriend have suspicious pictures of some girl grinding on him from the Frat Party last Thirsty Thursday?
3. Does your boyfriend say that he doesn't want to specifically "commit" to a long lasting relationship?
4. Does your boyfriend have a tattoo of "ladykiller" somewhere on his anatomy?
5. Is your boyfriend's AIM screen name "Kingsized4ladies"?
6. Does your boyfriend schedule appointments during your one free hour before work, so he can't see you?
   

Well, there you have it. Okay, Devin doesn't have the "ladykiller" tattoo and he also didn't have that screen name, that was another friend. But he's unfortunately guilty of everything else.

I'll investigate and figure out what's going on. If it is true, I've made a pack to be HONEST. I'll HONESTLY tell Lane that her boyfriend is cheating on her with Jackie!